and Selena Gomez
's budding virginal relationship
is aided by twittering cartoon bluebirds and lime rickeys with two straws, but all that hand-holding is dangerous for Selena's health. In that she might lose her life, thanks to homicidal Twitter tweens hell-bent on strangling her with Silly Bandz. Photos of the prepubescent pair cuddling in Miami hit the internet today, and the Bieber army rose up and raised their ...