When Denise Richards and Nikki Sixx
hooked up , we all wondered what would happen when washed-up '80s rockers ran out of eligible washed-up '90s starlets, and vice versa. I still have no answer to that question, but I now know what washed-up '90s rockers are doing: bagging Charlie Sheen's exes! Wait, a minute. Charlie Sheen's exes are frequently washed-up '90s starlets. Now I'm woefully confused. At ...