February 6, 2009
David Beckham likes Italy and Milan a little bit too much: he's trying to make the temporary arrangement a permanent move. Perhaps it's all those well-documented ass grabs that did it for him. How about we start the rumor that he's gay? He is trying to ditch the United States after all, come on people, react!
There are exactly two possible explanations for why Beckham would want to stay in Italy. The first: he