If you haven't heard,
DIRECTV has dropped twenty-five channels, most of them Viacom properties such as
Comedy Central, VH1 and - GASP! - Logo! NOOOOO! Which means if you have DIRECTV, you will no longer be able to watch the best show ever,
RuPaul's Drag Race when it airs, and you'll be subject to the horrors of spoilers! SPOILERS I SAY! But there is hope:
RuPaul is here to let you know how you can call up ...