Obviously because she spends half her life naked in some sort of cocktail glass, Dita Von Teese was chosen to be the ambassador of Cointreaupolitan, a new cocktail launched by Cointreau and as such, she's traveling the globe teaching people that cocktails are not just for taking the day's grime off in. So here she is in Madrid, sampling the product and lovingly gazing down at her corseted breasts. "Dita, you're ...