Last night, tossed aside socialite
Paris Hilton made her premiere as a DJ in So Paulo, before you ask: no, I have no idea what Brazilians did to deserve this. It's the equivalent of waking up in a bathtub full of ice without your kidneys. The only person that we can blame for this is
DJ Afrojack, the man who decided to help Paris be a DJ, I'm guessing because he lost a fiddling contest with the devil or something (This is why ...