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A lot of people have been wondering about the origin of my Michael Winner feud- here is t
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@Pagester sorry was that an attempt at humour? Probably best you try again....
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@justinecaul you'll be pleased to know that I'm stopping now as there are the usual kneej
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@justinecaul were you that new labour spin doctor? "good day to bury bad news?"
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@ScottDuffy sorry, not normally this patronising.. .I know, the joke is about the people
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@justinecaul is that a rule? I missed that meeting...
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@Marcela_G oh yes it is....
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@ajcarpenter suggest you follow Schofield, he's nice and fluffy you'll like him...
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@DavidGArnold I've always thought that about oysters- you had to be really hungry to thin
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@justinecaul yes but...it's not aimed at Chile, it's aimed at the ****s who jump in with
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Michele McManus thrown overboard as she was thought to be "bringing the whole project dow
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Jamie Afro declares that he "don't like Chili, I'm more of a curry man myself..."
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@DavidGArnold are you composing the charity single?
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@westderby Steve Brookstein calls Cowell a "****" and releases his own Chile charity sing
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Alexandra Burke on plane to Santiago as we speak....Chilean nation prepares to receive he
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@RealDMitchell we know......everyone knew....
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Death toll now 78 in Chile-Simon Cowell adds stars to charity single- Craig from Bros con
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@johnioanjones OMG.....that's the whole point of the joke you moron....
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@garytomwilliams I don't need one as I'm not trying to tell other people what to say- I s
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@garytomwilliams well aren't we a pompous ass?
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