Folks, what you're seeing is a preview of the new and improved Dora the Explorer. The good people (evil soul selling bastards) at Mattel decided it was about time for Dora to pay a visit to Dr. Ray. And thank God. I didn't want to be the one to say it, but Dora was really starting to get a little fat. I mean, let's be real. What good is being bilingual and good at math if you're not thin? And...