The LAPD is currently looking for douchemeister extraordinaire Joe Francis after he allegedly Chris Brown-ed Brody Jenner's girlfriend Jayde Nicole. If that didn't make your vagina squeaky clean, it gets better (or worse, depending on how you look at it).
It all started at Guys and Dolls nightclub early this morning in Los Angeles. Brody told TMZ
that Jayde witnessed Joe trying to put the moves one of his ex-girlfriends. For some reason,