So if you caught the Golden Globes
last night, you know what the best part of last night was: Madonna
's bitchery. You might remember that during her acceptance speech for Best Original Song, Madonna's weird, fake British accent returned from out of nowhere as she basically pin-pointed which part of her ass the crowd could kiss, while fellow nominees Elton John
, Queen Latifah
and Mary J. Blige
stared daggers at her. Well it turns ...