Eva Longoria No Longer Porking Parker

Are you nostalgic for 2005? Do you long to relive the moment when Carrie Underwood won American Idol and when Britney Spears pooped Sean Preston out her cooterhole? Do you ache for the days when a single Eva Longoria talked constantly to the press about vibrators and bikini waxes? We can make that last wish come true, because Eva and baller husbo Tony Parker are divorcing. TMZ only has a few details so far:

Parker filed for divorce yesterday ...

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