It's Abraham Lincoln
. KILLING VAMPIRES. Honestly, the only time anyone should have to explain to you why this concept is awesome is if you've just won a battery-eating contest. Yes, it sounds like it was written by opening a can of alphabet soup and pouring it over Mad Libs, but seriously: ABRAHAM LINCOLN VAMPIRE HUNTER
. This is the most awesomely nonsensical mashup of great things since Turducken.