"Tonto, what the hell is that on Depp's head?!" "No idea, kemosabe!" Another year, another tepid re-make. This time, Hollywood mega-producer Jerry Bruckheimer has teamed up with veteran director, Gore Verbinski, to revive the tale of Texas' most mysterious hero, The Lone Ranger. This hot mess has been languishing in development hell for almost ten years, swapping writers and directors almost as much as ...