Fred Willard says he did nothing wrong even though he was arrested for allegedly masturbating in an adult movie theater in LA Wednesday night. Willard says it was all a big misunderstanding. Which, as we all know, most lewd acts in a theater usually are. Sorry, dude. It's not like I
meant to ejaculate on your head. It just happened.
A statement released by Willard's lawyer Paul Takakjian,
read, "With all due respect to ...