Lookout, we have a badass on out hands. Although the story is only emerging now, in 1993 Emile Leray's Citroen down broke in a Moroccan desert miles from nearest village. Unfazed, he took the car apart and turned it into a motorbike. He then, surely, cruised into the nearest village, smirking and beat all the locals in a bike race. OK, the last bit is wishful thinking, but I am sure will feature when the film is made. The Daily Mail ...