It's like throwing the party of the century. You painstakingly assemble a perfectly stocked bar, the good chips and dips, the best music, and possibly a smattering of recreational drugs. The planets align, and everyone shows up. And everyone is having a good time. People are talking, laughing, dancing, screwing, and no one is anxious to leave. It can't possibly get better than this! And almost immediately thereafter, someone has ...