I don't know what it is about Texas, but I can't seem to get enough. First, friday night lights. Then, Most Eligible Dallas. Now, I complete the Longhorn Trilogy by taking ABC's heir apparent to the Desperate Housewives throne-Good Christian Bitches Belles. And that title is exactly why the networks are failing, across the board, where scripted series are concerned. Trying to be edgy while trying to hold the censors at bay ...