(*SPOILER ALERT*) G.I. Joe: Retaliation more or less begins with Channing Tatum's character getting killed, because people generally respond well to sequels that feature none of the original protagonists. And this was totally fine with people until they realized that Channing became one of the most bankable leading men in Hollywood. Whoops. In order to rectify this mistake, the movie is now being shelved for nine months so that they ...