So despite the fact that the Emmys couldn't so much as come up with one nomination for the best comedy on TV (that would be Community
. If you're not watching it, it's because you're awful), Alison Brie
and Gillian Jacobs
decided to grace the world anyway with shots for GQ
magazine featuring them spanking each other and WHY AM I STILL TALKING?! Brie, in an essay she wrote about deflowering her gay friend: "My ...