Gisele Bundchen Weds Cyborg - Shows Off Ass-ets

Brazilian Supermodel Gisele Bundchen has apparently gone and married "The Cyborg From The Future Sent Here To KILL US ALL!!!" aka Tom Brady, quarterback for the NFL's New England Cheaters... er... Patriots. My point is the man is a robot. Not really a man at all... an empty vessel, a husk, a shell if you will, filled only with an enormous ego and various spare motorcycle parts and rotting orange peels. I say this not only because he has
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