Glassman, Bourque and Grammer Talk About Their 'Tiny' Guys

Hailey Glassman says of Jon Gosselin: "He was so small I didn't think he would cheat on me. He's hung like a nine-year-old boy. I'm serious. This is true." Hailey adds that if you actually put Jon's d-ck against the ruler, it comes up to "3 inches." Princess JUDGE THIS HATERS adds "anybody who sleeps with him will notice [Ed: Ya think?]. It's very noticeable. It's so tiny, tiny, tiny... [I] would laugh about it with my mom. He said, 'You know how subconscious I am of down there.' I would tell him to his face, 'I don't think you would cheat on me because you're so small.' I would tell him that all the time. Having sex with Jon was bittersweet."

Erotic artist Will Griffith's partner, poet and media queen Alysyn Bourque, who learned in 2008 of his cross-dressing, homosexual trysts and past as a hooker, had this to say about Griffith's less than manly package and chronic maturbation in a recent issue of OSCAR Magazine: "Flaccid, Will is almost non-existent. NSFW Erect, he's adequate, but nothing amazing. Again, he could be a porn star and it wouldn't make a difference to me. Unless he was a female porn star, that is....he no longer engages in his art, but he still sits in front of his computer in his robe and diddles himself. I don't know what satisfaction he gains from it, or how it holds him at bay," Bourque told online reporters, "I do know that he gets a certain thrill from dressing up... so I went out and replaced all of his boxers and male briefs with women's thongs and boy shorts. I even bought a Nike spandex pair that he can wear during his runs so his tiny junk doesn't slide about while running." Bourque went on to say: "...his body is absolutely not even close to turning me on. He can't even get a hard on with a hand full of vaseline stroking what passes for his penis". Bourque has spoken freely of how Griffith's past of prostitution affected her: "...I'm not all that happy about the whole thing, and thinking about it often just angers me. Knowing that for so long he had been engaging in that kind of activity makes me think of how much hell I had to go through with him when he would blow out of proportion minor PRIVATE indiscretions in my past while hiding from me what he had been involved in. Had I known the details I would not have allowed him to make me feel so badly.." Griffith has since returned to his art.

Kelsey Grammer is seriously lacking in the man department -- at least according to his ex-wife Camille ... who strongly insinuated in 2011 that the actor has a small penis and was a crossdresser. In a promo for "Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills," Camille describes Kelsey ... "Big hands, big feet, big disappointment" -- and last night in New York, she said it's true ... telling us, "It was a lot like that. I had that for 13 years, unfortunately." After bringing up the subject, the reality TV celebrity backpedaled saying she did not want to talk about it because she did not want to be sued, adamantly claimed he was not gay and would not say how often he wore women's clothing. Howard Stern and co-host Robin Quivers prodded a lot of other salacious information out from her including that she and Kelsey stopped having sex years ago, she only remained married to him for 14 years for their kids and she had no prenuptial agreement with him.

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