HELLLLOOOO Gossip Girls! (and boys??). It literally has been FOREVER since a new episode has aired, but let's face it, we all needed a break from the Charlie/Ivy melodrama they have been forcing down our throats this season. And I really needed 6 weeks off from Louis' fake Monocan accent.
ANYWAY, last time the writers found a clever way to keep Blair from getting fat and having to care for a newborn: they put her in a car accident ...