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 American Idol's Ryan Seacrest was bitten by a shark over the weekend.  Today is the first day of Discovery Channel's much beloved Shark Week.  Is there a connection between the two?  That's for you to decide, but you can color me suspicious.  It wasn't a big shark that bit the American Idol host.  He was about eight feet out in four foot deep water, when he felt something go by him.  "I thought it was a ...