What The Ape?!

This is why we can't have nice things! This story of harebrained ****ery comes from the UK. Several hos who were driving along the street noticed that there was a gorilla running beside them. These dumb ass bitches called the police screaming about how there was an escaped gorilla on the loose. A gorilla in sneakers! When the cops arrived, they found that the "wild gorilla" was actually 45-year-old Rory Coleman in a gorilla costume. Rory had
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