So,
yeah. Maybe it's a prank. The guy does seem like he would enjoy a good prank. And really there aren't many targets more deserving than the British tabloid press. (Sepp Blatter, Rupert Murdoch, Kim Jong Il...)
Obviously, we all hope it's real. And we're all wondering what the Man U striker's new do will look like.
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