Unless, of course, you don't mind having a diamond-studded grill turn your
FILL IN BODY PART OF YOUR CHOICE HERE (I choose "finger" ...pffff, yeah right!!!) into the kind of puree you find in the bottom of a
Magic Bullet.
MYSTERIOUS CELEBRITY REVEALED AFTER THE JUMP!
Let me rethink that one ...Magic Bullet, you say? Okay, I'll take mine with extra pulp! For Olympic champ Ryan Lochte, I would ...