Guess Who's Marrying Hugh Hefner's Wallet?

Get ready to feel dirty all over: Hugh Hefner is getting married! Yay! To a girl who is sixty years younger than he is. Aaaaaaaand we just went to a weird place. SIXTY. SIXTY YEARS YOUNGER. Which means that, while she was still in the womb, he was old enough to get a senior citizens discount at the movies.
Hefner first Tweeted about it on Sunday. "When I gave Crystal the ring, she burst into tears," the Girls Next Door star wrote. "This is ...

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