I would like to take this opportunity to thank whichever cosmic entity released
this video of
Spencer Pratt getting his ass beat in a Jiu-Jitsu competition. God, Jesus, Moses, Allah, Buddha, Vishnu, Flying Spaghetti Monster, Long Cat, Optimus Prime ... whichever one of you did this, step forward and I will sacrifice a goat in your honor. Or something. Are goats still worthy sacrifices? Because I think we might be out of virgins down ...