Chris Brown turns 23 on this wonderful Cinco de Mayo. We'd buy him a margarita, but maybe an O'Douls would be better, given the potentially negative effects of alcohol on people prone to ... you know. Just kidding ... sort of. Anyway, happy birthday CB! With his songs burning up the charts, he's certainly beaten the haters' expectations after nearly torpedoing his own career by beating ... you know. Point being, man is he hot right now!
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