Jeez, could this family be any creepier or dysfunctional? Somehow I don't think so. You've got
Ali Lohan, who is like this wannabe high fashion robot,
Dina Lohan, who's a trashier, low-class, budget
Kris Jenner, a mystery sibling that looks like a serial killer,
Lindsay with her bright red duck lips and white crack hair, and the "little" Lohan, who looks like he's going to turn out to be a fratboy ...