But, you know, if you don't celebrate the Gregorian calendar new year, I apologize for offending you or whatever. I know some of you have really strong opinions about this kind of stuff.
We here at Evil Beet are off doing fabulous things tonight - some of us are out brushing elbows with celebs, some of us are keeping it chill at trendy house parties, and some of us are staying home to eat four pounds of shrimp and kielbasa ...