Heather Locklear is in Hawaii, celebrating her 50th birthday (my, my, how do all those DUI years go by) with her soon to be husband Jack Wagner, and just like you, we were expecting her body to be a transparent jello mass with bottles and caps floating around, but damn were we wrong! Apparently, tackling alcohol like it's the 4th of July and you're just waiting to see the fireworks on a daily basis did wonders for her body. Sure, ...