It only cost twenty bucks to hang with Heidi Montag
and her husband Spencer Pratt
at her birthday party at the Hard Rock Hotel in Vegas over the weekend, which we can all agree is nineteen dollars and ninety-nine cents too much. Bitch looks like she's aged two decades in the last two years. Even the Nazi who drank from the wrong grail
inside the temple in the Canyon of the Crescent Moon didn't age that fast.
25 pounds heavier at ...