For the life of me, I'm can't seem to come up with a witty name for my new obsession,
Meg Ryan and
John Mellencamp. Their names don't conjoin in a natural, flowing way like Bennifer or Brangelina. Please choose one of the following or come up with one of your own so I don't have an aneurysm thinking about this. A Chicago blogger dying over this would be just the kind of Midwestern tragedy that Mellencamp likes to ...