Hey, remember how Chris Brown
was allowed to perform at the Grammys
, and even got to pick up an award for his at-best mediocre album? And then a bunch poorly-raised teenagers went on Twitter and Facebook to talk about how they would totally let Chris beat them because he's hot and famous? Well, here's the police report from when he beat Rihanna to near death
, via MTV
. Happy Valentine's Day! "Brown was driving a ...