Gwen Stefani turns 40 today, and it's too soon. If Gwen Stefani is 40, then I am no longer in the present progressive tense of
misspending my youth, I've done spent that **** and am moving solidly into purchasing a pair of love handles for my middle age.
I am shamed by Gwen. Chances are, you are too. Not only has she already accomplished more in her life than most people who've been on this planet twice as long, she