Charlie, why do you keep subjecting yourself - and the rest of us - to this tomfoolery?
An ambulance was called to Charlie Sheen's Los Angeles home in the early hours of Thursday morning after the
Two And A Half Men actor called 911 complaining of severe stomach pain, but TMZ.com cites sources who say Sheen's emergency dash to the ER was likely caused by "a briefcase full of cocaine" that was delivered to ...