A UK man lost all of his teeth at the age of 22 because of his heavy drinking, which included 24 cans of beer a day.
Nicky Welfare, who ironically enough, lives off of public assistance-on unemployment compensation of nearly $91 weekly-was able to get free dentures paid for by tax payers.
He may not have any teeth, but I'd still hit it! Hey, no teeth? You thinking what I'm thinking? He could land lucrative work
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