Will Ferrell's been gone from "
SNL" for 10 years now. I don't know how we've kept it together since then, as Americans. He was the closest thing to this country's Kim Jong-Il: Everyone would cry in the street if he died, and sunglasses made him look like something in one of the saltwater tanks at Sea World.Plus, he defined our moral fiber there for a few years. If there was a
Will Ferrell Constitution, it would almost exclusively tell us ...