I just threw up a little in my mouth

According to the San Francisco Gate, American Idol ditzball alum Kellie Pickler (AKA Pammy Lite) and Waffle House smackdown king Kid Rock have been dating for more than a year.

::: doesn't that, like, automatically qualify her as engagement material?? :::

I really hope this isn't true.

Because I kind of like Kellie.

You have to like someone who can market the **** out of one-range vocals and two plumpified breastesez.

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