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July 25, 2008
Who Does New York Think She Is?
The 25-year-old reality-TV star was too controlling for Flavor Flav. But did he know she has a third eye and likes it rough?
By Victoria De Silverio
Blender,
What's going on there in your self-portrait?
I'm levitating with my eyes closed. I'm in the moment. I'm sexy, blinging and my cleavage is rocking. It captures the essence of New York: I'm too much. I'm too damn much!
It's a typical Friday night at 11 P.M. What is New York doing?
Soaking in the tub, having a little bit of champagne - eating some chips or popcorn. I'm just chillin', but not for long because I'm goin' clubbing!
What was your nickname in high school?
Can I say? Oh, God. It was D-Breath. D-I-C-K Breath. But it wasn't true!
What wasn't true? That you had breath that smelled like dick?
Right, not at all! You know what it is? My lips are so huge, so people say I go those DSLs, so they called me D-Breath.
How many people have you truly loved?
Two people, with all my heart. Before Flav, I'd never been dumped. I'm a take-charge kind of person, so if a guys not gonna listen to me, he's gonna get kicked to the curb.
If you were a man, who would you want to be?
Donald Trump. He is rich, he is powerful, and he has great hair. Impeccable hair. He's probably packin', too.
If we drug-tested you, what would we find?
Lord have mercy! Two hits of naughtiness and a sprinkle of love potion No. 9.
What do you spend too much money on?
Clothes. Makeup. My fabulous weaves. And my bling. I love bling. BLING, BLING, BLING, baby! I'm materialistic. I don't know if that's right or wrong, but it's me.
What is God wearing right now?
A long chiffon white robe of love and forgiveness. And he's just being godly, because he's so big, and so gorgeous, and so magnificent.
Sounds like he's headlining in Vegas.
He is! He's everywhere!
What's your favorite swear word, and can you use it in a sentence?
****. **** this, **** that, and **** you, too!
How would you characterize your taste in sex?
I like it very passionate, very deep. I like it rough. When I'm having sex, I don't want to mistake it for anything other than sex, so you can slap me around, baby.
When was your last booty call?
The night before last. I got pleasured. I got served. That's the only way I do it. I am always in control of the intimacy, so I make the call. And he got his ass over there quick.
Who was the last person you punched?
My ex-boyfriend, a few days ago. It got a little physical, and I capped his ass. He wanted to now what I didn't ask him to be on the show.
What do people who don't like you say about you?
They say, "Bitch, I didn't like you at first, but you're cool." Now I say, "Yeah, bitch, I know, that's why I've got the No. 1 show on VH1."
Are you a genius?
Yes, because I have a third eye and I can see the future.
What's in your future, New York?
My third eye says I am going to meet my soulmate in four years. He is coming from a warm climate. He is taller than me, nice build. He has large feet. And he's going to make me very happy.____________________________________________ ____
Rash Manly 22moon.com
The 25-year-old reality-TV star was too controlling for Flavor Flav. But did he know she has a third eye and likes it rough?
By Victoria De Silverio
Blender,
What's going on there in your self-portrait?
I'm levitating with my eyes closed. I'm in the moment. I'm sexy, blinging and my cleavage is rocking. It captures the essence of New York: I'm too much. I'm too damn much!
It's a typical Friday night at 11 P.M. What is New York doing?
Soaking in the tub, having a little bit of champagne - eating some chips or popcorn. I'm just chillin', but not for long because I'm goin' clubbing!
What was your nickname in high school?
Can I say? Oh, God. It was D-Breath. D-I-C-K Breath. But it wasn't true!
What wasn't true? That you had breath that smelled like dick?
Right, not at all! You know what it is? My lips are so huge, so people say I go those DSLs, so they called me D-Breath.
How many people have you truly loved?
Two people, with all my heart. Before Flav, I'd never been dumped. I'm a take-charge kind of person, so if a guys not gonna listen to me, he's gonna get kicked to the curb.
If you were a man, who would you want to be?
Donald Trump. He is rich, he is powerful, and he has great hair. Impeccable hair. He's probably packin', too.
If we drug-tested you, what would we find?
Lord have mercy! Two hits of naughtiness and a sprinkle of love potion No. 9.
What do you spend too much money on?
Clothes. Makeup. My fabulous weaves. And my bling. I love bling. BLING, BLING, BLING, baby! I'm materialistic. I don't know if that's right or wrong, but it's me.
What is God wearing right now?
A long chiffon white robe of love and forgiveness. And he's just being godly, because he's so big, and so gorgeous, and so magnificent.
Sounds like he's headlining in Vegas.
He is! He's everywhere!
What's your favorite swear word, and can you use it in a sentence?
****. **** this, **** that, and **** you, too!
How would you characterize your taste in sex?
I like it very passionate, very deep. I like it rough. When I'm having sex, I don't want to mistake it for anything other than sex, so you can slap me around, baby.
When was your last booty call?
The night before last. I got pleasured. I got served. That's the only way I do it. I am always in control of the intimacy, so I make the call. And he got his ass over there quick.
Who was the last person you punched?
My ex-boyfriend, a few days ago. It got a little physical, and I capped his ass. He wanted to now what I didn't ask him to be on the show.
What do people who don't like you say about you?
They say, "Bitch, I didn't like you at first, but you're cool." Now I say, "Yeah, bitch, I know, that's why I've got the No. 1 show on VH1."
Are you a genius?
Yes, because I have a third eye and I can see the future.
What's in your future, New York?
My third eye says I am going to meet my soulmate in four years. He is coming from a warm climate. He is taller than me, nice build. He has large feet. And he's going to make me very happy.____________________________________________ ____
Rash Manly 22moon.com
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