I think I have a new favorite. And she goes by the name of Amber Rose. (Doesn't that sound like a stripper stage name? Say it out loud and see for yourself. "Coming to the stage, Amber Rose!") Why is she my new favorite you ask? Just take a look at her. She's wearing elastic waist denim hotpants. Elastic ****ing waist. With an undersized vest. And she doesn't give a good goddamn. Now that takes...