I Want This Person's Job

Now just to be clear, the job I'm talking about is the one belonging to the lucky soul who's adjusting my future ex-wife's bikini bottoms and god knows what else they do in that vicinity. But then again Candice Swanepoel is my future ex-wife, as I've mentioned dozens of times, so I'll be doing this sort of thing all the time... but the fortune teller wasn't exactly clear on when we would hook up and get married, so me and Candice ...

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