Look at this bitch right here. In his moldy looking t-shirt and ill fitting blazer with pants that may or may not be buttoned. He doesn't even have to work for it. He knows that all he has to do is show up and the panties will drop. He could cover himself in cow ****, a trucker hat and the dress Molly Ringwald wore to the big dance in Sixteen Candles and still have more swagger than all the...