It Won't Be Soon Before Schlong

Thank you, Adam Levine from the craprock band Maroon 5 for showing us that there is indeed a male version of the Janet Jackson hand bra pose. Adam not only did Jessica Simpson once, but he's posing naked in the newest issue of Cosmopolitan with some hands over his dork (do the hands belong to Tiny?) in a bid to raise awareness about testicular cancer. Lord only knows how a picture of a guy with John Mayer sleeves and and a ...

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