It's Like They're Coming Right At Me

Miranda Kerr got pregnant via nutless cobbler elf Orlando Bloom, but that doesn't mean that she won't continue to break new ground in the competitive field of magazine masturbation fodder. First she appeared in her drawers for Victoria's Secret, then she appeared without the drawers for a bunch of other stuff, now she's raising the bar for all of us by appearing nude, in Italian Vogue, IN 3D. When I was little, I ...

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