Note: Our regular "American Idol" recapper Laura Prudom was unable to watch on Mar. 14. She will be back tomorrow to bring you her expert "Idol"-pertise. In the meanwhile, please excuse my lack of musical knowledge and let's just mock Steven Tyler's hat, shall we?Within a minute of seeing Ryan Seacrest emerge from a dust cloud and say "
This [long pause] is '
American Idol,'" I remember why I haven't been able to stomach this show for ...