The bad news is that Columbia Pictures is remaking the 1987
Gary Marshall film
Overboard, produced by
Will Smith. The even worse news is that
Jennifer Lopez is in talks to star in said remake. I wouldn't be surprised if Smith has a new take on the story which transplants the film in China. Oh wait, no, that was
The Karate Kid (and that worked out great...
oh, it didn't?). And did I mention that the few people I talked to
...