The bad news is that Columbia Pictures is remaking the 1987 Gary Marshall
, produced by Will Smith
. The even worse news is that Jennifer Lopez
is in talks to star in said remake. I wouldn't be surprised if Smith has a new take on the story which transplants the film in China. Oh wait, no, that was The Karate Kid
(and that worked out great... oh, it didn't?
). And did I mention that the few people I talked to