Last night, a special episode of
Jersey Shore aired before the VMAs as a special reminder to everyone that despite the pomp and circumstance and moon men, MTV is not about music videos anymore; it's about watching shameless goons pummel and do each other. Does the 'M' technically stand for 'masochism' yet?
OK, maybe I'm a little bitter. But, like Ronnie to Sammi, you've been playing me like a fool, MTV. You know what I'm talking about. The ...