Who goes from sucking face with
Eva Longoria to catching diseases from skanky college freshman?
Oh, we guess
Jesse Metcalfe!!!
He was spotted out Tuesday night at some pretty trendy clubs in NYC - Tenjune and 1Oak - macking on pretty much anything with legs and vag!
Sources say he was drunk off his ass and used being the "gardener on
Desperate Housewives" as a pick up line!
How sad!
And how icky!
Them girls better wash their face!